A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, and H@ndjob $10.
Thank you for reading this post, don't forget to subscribe!He asks the waitress, “Miss, are you the one who gives the h@ndjobs?”
She winks and replies, “Why yes I am.” He says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”
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