A mailman is making his route. On his last day before retirement, he gets to one of the last houses when the lady of the house answers the door in a slinky negligee and says, “Today is your last day, isn’t it? Come with me; I have a surprise for you.”
Thank you for reading this post, don't forget to subscribe!She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him—eggs, pancakes, bacon, the works. The mailman stuffs himself, pushes back from the table, and says, “Thank you ma’am, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route.”
She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best s*x he’s ever had—every position he can think of until he’s about ready to pass out. Finally, they finish and he says, “Thank you ma’am, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route.”
She stops him and says, “I have one more thing for you,” and then reaches over to the nightstand, pulls out a crisp $5 bill, and hands it to him. Confused, the mailman says, “Ma’am, the breakfast was amazing, the s*x was mind-blowing, but what is up with the five dollars?”
The lady responds, “Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, ‘Hey, tomorrow is the mailman’s last day, think we should do something?’ And he said, ‘Fuck ’em. Give him 5 bucks.’ But breakfast was my idea!”
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