A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have s3x when the girl stopped.
Thank you for reading this post, don't forget to subscribe!“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker, and I charge 20 dollars for s3x.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a Uber driver, and the fare back to town is 25 bucks.”
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