A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast.
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The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies, “If your p3nis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”
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