FUNNY JOKES

A woman has a training session

A woman finishes her session and tells her trainer, “I need help stretching… everywhere.”

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He guides her through a deep stretch on the mat—but ends up with her legs wrapped around his neck, whispering his name between gasps.

They “exercise” until they’re both dripping with sweat and way over their target heart rate.

Afterward, she hands him a protein shake and a crisp $10.

He says, “That for the session?”

She licks her lips. “No, that was for dessert.”

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