A man walks into a bar after work and sits down in front of the prettiest waitress he’s ever seen.
She smiles like she already knows he’s about to embarrass himself.
“Rough day?” she asks.
“Rough enough that I could use something strong,” he replies.
She leans forward, puts her hand on the bar and whispers,
“Oh, I’ve got plenty of strong options.”
The man nearly chokes on the air he hasn’t even breathed yet.
Trying to be smooth, he says, “What would you recommend… personally?”
She pauses, looks him dead in the eye, and says:
“A glass of water. Start slow, tiger.”
The entire bar bursts into laughter, and the man realizes…
he didn’t even get his drink yet.
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