{"id":458,"date":"2025-11-30T15:36:15","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T15:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=458"},"modified":"2025-12-19T03:46:56","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T08:46:56","slug":"a-woman-visits-the-doctor-and-he-asks-her-a-very-personal-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"A woman visits the doctor, and he asks her a VERY personal question"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cA woman visits the doctor,<br>and he asks her a VERY personal question\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman goes in for a checkup.<br>After a few routine checks, the doctor says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAlright, I need to ask something a bit\u2026 intimate.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She tenses up.<br>\u201cIs this about my health?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He nods and says,<br>\u201cYes\u2026 are you under <em>any<\/em> kind of\u2026 stress?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She relaxes and says,<br>\u201cOh thank goodness. I thought you were going to ask something embarrassing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor laughs and says,<br>\u201cTrust me, that question is next.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cA woman visits the doctor,and he asks her a VERY personal question\u2026\u201d A woman goes in for a checkup.After a few routine checks, the doctor says, \u201cAlright, I need to ask something a bit\u2026 intimate.\u201d She tenses up.\u201cIs this about my health?\u201d He nods and says,\u201cYes\u2026 are you under any kind of\u2026 stress?\u201d She relaxes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":459,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":688,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions\/688"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}