{"id":568,"date":"2025-12-17T13:03:19","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T18:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=568"},"modified":"2025-12-19T03:44:06","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T08:44:06","slug":"a-woman-visits-the-dentist-and-he-asks-her-a-very-personal-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=568","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Visits the Dentist and he asks her a VERY Personal question"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A woman visits the dentist for a routine cleaning.<br>Everything\u2019s normal\u2014until the dentist pauses and says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBefore we continue, I need to ask you something\u2026 personal.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She tenses.<br>\u201cHow personal?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He lowers his mask and says,<br>\u201cDo you struggle when someone\u2019s deep in your mouth?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She laughs nervously.<br>\u201cOh! I thought you were going to ask something dirty.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He winks.<br>\u201cOh no, sweetheart\u2026 that\u2019s after I put the gloves on.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman visits the dentist for a routine cleaning.Everything\u2019s normal\u2014until the dentist pauses and says, \u201cBefore we continue, I need to ask you something\u2026 personal.\u201d She tenses.\u201cHow personal?\u201d He lowers his mask and says,\u201cDo you struggle when someone\u2019s deep in your mouth?\u201d She laughs nervously.\u201cOh! I thought you were going to ask something dirty.\u201d He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":569,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":668,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions\/668"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}