{"id":577,"date":"2025-12-17T14:09:58","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T19:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=577"},"modified":"2025-12-19T03:43:08","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T08:43:08","slug":"a-man-gets-pulled-over-and-she-gives-him-a-different-kind-of-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=577","title":{"rendered":"A Man Gets Pulled Over, and She Gives Him a Different Kind of Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A man gets pulled over late at night.<br>A busty female officer leans into his window and says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDo you know why I stopped you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He shifts nervously.<br>\u201cNo, ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She leans closer, her voice sultry.<br>\u201cYou were going too fast\u2026 and not asking nicely enough.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He stammers.<br>\u201cI thought this was going to be uncomfortable.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She smirks and hands him a ticket.<br>\u201cTrust me\u2026 it can be.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man gets pulled over late at night.A busty female officer leans into his window and says, \u201cDo you know why I stopped you?\u201d He shifts nervously.\u201cNo, ma\u2019am.\u201d She leans closer, her voice sultry.\u201cYou were going too fast\u2026 and not asking nicely enough.\u201d He stammers.\u201cI thought this was going to be uncomfortable.\u201d She smirks and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":578,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":665,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions\/665"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}