{"id":592,"date":"2025-12-17T14:14:24","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T19:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=592"},"modified":"2025-12-19T03:42:33","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T08:42:33","slug":"a-woman-orders-a-drink-at-a-bar-and-the-bartender-serves-it-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Orders a Drink at a Bar\u2026 and the Bartender Serves It Hard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman slides onto a barstool at a dim, upscale lounge.<br>The bartender \u2014 tall, cocky, and grinning \u2014 asks,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cStrong or smooth?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She smirks.<br>\u201cSurprise me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He pours something dark, thick, and slow.<br>\u201cCareful\u2026 this one sneaks up on you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She takes a sip and licks her lips.<br>\u201cOh, I <em>like<\/em> it rough.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman slides onto a barstool at a dim, upscale lounge.The bartender \u2014 tall, cocky, and grinning \u2014 asks, \u201cStrong or smooth?\u201d She smirks.\u201cSurprise me.\u201d He pours something dark, thick, and slow.\u201cCareful\u2026 this one sneaks up on you.\u201d She takes a sip and licks her lips.\u201cOh, I like it rough.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":593,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":660,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions\/660"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}