{"id":598,"date":"2025-12-17T14:20:23","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T19:20:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=598"},"modified":"2025-12-19T03:42:17","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T08:42:17","slug":"a-woman-gets-a-checkup-and-the-doctor-asks-a-very-inappropriate-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=598","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Gets a Checkup and the Doctor Asks a Very Inappropriate Question"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman\u2019s just finishing a routine checkup.<br>The doctor lowers his clipboard and says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cEverything looks fine\u2026 but I need to ask one more thing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She rolls her eyes.<br>\u201cIs it going to be awkward?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He smirks.<br>\u201cOnly if you moan while I\u2019m asking it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She blushes.<br>\u201cDepends what you&#8217;re asking.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He steps closer.<br>\u201cEver had your heart rate spike from just\u2026 <em>touch<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman\u2019s just finishing a routine checkup.The doctor lowers his clipboard and says, \u201cEverything looks fine\u2026 but I need to ask one more thing.\u201d She rolls her eyes.\u201cIs it going to be awkward?\u201d He smirks.\u201cOnly if you moan while I\u2019m asking it.\u201d She blushes.\u201cDepends what you&#8217;re asking.\u201d He steps closer.\u201cEver had your heart rate spike [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":599,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":658,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions\/658"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}