{"id":601,"date":"2025-12-17T14:21:16","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T19:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=601"},"modified":"2025-12-19T03:42:10","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T08:42:10","slug":"a-man-tries-yoga-and-his-busty-instructor-teaches-him-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=601","title":{"rendered":"A Man Tries Yoga and his Busty Instructor Teaches Him things"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man joins his first yoga class and finds a busty instructor in tight leggings waiting.<br>She smiles and says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cFlexibility is key here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He groans,<br>\u201cI\u2019m stiff.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She walks behind him, adjusts his hips, and whispers,<br>\u201cThat\u2019s the idea. Let\u2019s loosen you up\u2026 slowly.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He exhales,<br>\u201cI might need help getting into position.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She grins.<br>\u201cOh honey, I insist on helping you get deeper.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man joins his first yoga class and finds a busty instructor in tight leggings waiting.She smiles and says, \u201cFlexibility is key here.\u201d He groans,\u201cI\u2019m stiff.\u201d She walks behind him, adjusts his hips, and whispers,\u201cThat\u2019s the idea. Let\u2019s loosen you up\u2026 slowly.\u201d He exhales,\u201cI might need help getting into position.\u201d She grins.\u201cOh honey, I insist [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":602,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":656,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions\/656"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}