{"id":607,"date":"2025-12-17T14:54:14","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T19:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=607"},"modified":"2025-12-19T03:41:53","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T08:41:53","slug":"a-man-reads-the-fine-print-and-gets-a-very-special-membership-perk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=607","title":{"rendered":"A Man Reads the Fine Print\u2026 and Gets a Very Special Membership Perk"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man signs up for a premium club membership.<br>At the bottom of the contract, it reads:<br>\u201cAdditional benefits may apply.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He looks up at the busty receptionist.<br>\u201cWhat kind of benefits?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She leans over the counter, cleavage front and center.<br>\u201cThe kind that start when the lights go low\u2026 and clothes come off.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He grins.<br>\u201cI\u2019m guessing those aren\u2019t listed in the brochure.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She winks.<br>\u201cNope. Those come with a private demonstration.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man signs up for a premium club membership.At the bottom of the contract, it reads:\u201cAdditional benefits may apply.\u201d He looks up at the busty receptionist.\u201cWhat kind of benefits?\u201d She leans over the counter, cleavage front and center.\u201cThe kind that start when the lights go low\u2026 and clothes come off.\u201d He grins.\u201cI\u2019m guessing those aren\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":608,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":654,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions\/654"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}