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SL: It\u2019s logical. He wants to violate us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
A little while later\u2026
SM: It\u2019s not working.
SL: Of course it\u2019s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I\u2019ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn\u2019t follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
S : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SL: Isn\u2019t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty story\u2026\u2026.
The Moral of the Story is:
LOGIC BEATS MATHS ANYTIME.
And Maths cannot survive without Logic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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