{"id":631,"date":"2025-12-18T15:49:18","date_gmt":"2025-12-18T20:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=631"},"modified":"2025-12-19T03:40:03","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T08:40:03","slug":"when-husband-is-clever-but-wife-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=631","title":{"rendered":"When Husband is Clever But Wife Dumb."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"551\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-10-551x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-632\" srcset=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-10-551x1024.png 551w, https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-10-161x300.png 161w, https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-10.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 551px) 100vw, 551px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and she left. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>See you soon, honey!\u201d Then he hung up and walked out of the room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Heartbroken she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Through teary eyes, she read: \u201cI could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and she left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!\u201d Then he hung up and walked out of the room. Heartbroken she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":632,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":647,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions\/647"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}