{"id":790,"date":"2025-12-22T17:57:34","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T22:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=790"},"modified":"2025-12-22T17:57:35","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T22:57:35","slug":"a-man-saw-a-lady-with-big-breasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=790","title":{"rendered":"A man saw a lady with big breasts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"573\" height=\"934\" src=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-12.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-793\" srcset=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-12.png 573w, https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-12-184x300.png 184w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 573px) 100vw, 573px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Eventually the lady asks,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cAren\u2019t you gonna bite them?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>He replies, \u201cNo, it\u2019s too expensive.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eventually the lady asks, \u201cAren\u2019t you gonna bite them?\u201d He replies, \u201cNo, it\u2019s too expensive.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":791,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":794,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions\/794"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}