{"id":795,"date":"2025-12-22T17:58:33","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T22:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=795"},"modified":"2025-12-22T17:58:34","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T22:58:34","slug":"hair-stuck-in-his-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"Hair stuck in his teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-13.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-796\" srcset=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-13.png 640w, https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-13-188x300.png 188w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>they do not manage to do it. Then John says:<br>J: Mary I will go to the dentist to help me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M: If you think this is the best idea then go.<br>The dentist manages to pull the hair out and ask John:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D: John you did the \u201cnasty\u201d with Mary, didn\u2019t you?<br>J: Yes doc how did you know, from the hair in my teeth?<br>D: No John, you have shit on your chin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>they do not manage to do it. Then John says:J: Mary I will go to the dentist to help me. M: If you think this is the best idea then go.The dentist manages to pull the hair out and ask John: D: John you did the \u201cnasty\u201d with Mary, didn\u2019t you?J: Yes doc how did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":797,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":798,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions\/798"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}