{"id":799,"date":"2025-12-22T17:59:23","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T22:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=799"},"modified":"2025-12-22T17:59:24","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T22:59:24","slug":"so-i-took-off-her-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=799","title":{"rendered":"So I Took off Her Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"595\" height=\"936\" src=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-15.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-801\" srcset=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-15.png 595w, https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-15-191x300.png 191w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 595px) 100vw, 595px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Then she looked at me and said,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cI don\u2019t want to catch you wearing<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>my things ever again.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then she looked at me and said, \u201cI don\u2019t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":802,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}