{"id":804,"date":"2025-12-22T18:00:15","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T23:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=804"},"modified":"2025-12-25T19:23:03","modified_gmt":"2025-12-26T00:23:03","slug":"804","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=804","title":{"rendered":"Two h**kers were on a street corner"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"575\" height=\"946\" src=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-16.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-805\" srcset=\"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-16.png 575w, https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-16-182x300.png 182w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>looked at her and said,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><br>\u201cNo, no. I just burped.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>looked at her and said, \u201cNo, no. I just burped.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":806,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=804"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":839,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions\/839"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}