A sailor comes to port, and decides he really needs to get laid. So he walks into town, and sees a sign- \u201cSisters of Mercy Convent & Brothel\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He walks into what appears to be a church. There\u2019s a nun sitting by a table near the door. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She intuits what it is he\u2019s looking for, and says, put $5 in this tin cup and walk through that door. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sailor does so, and enters another room, and there\u2019s another nun, with a table and a cup. $10, she says, and go through that door. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sailor goes into a third room, where a third nun with a table and cup asks for $15, and go through that door. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sailor coughs up the dough, and walks through the door. It slams and locks behind him, and he is in an alley behind the church, facing a brick wall with a large sign- \u201cYou have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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