{"id":814,"date":"2025-12-22T18:06:10","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T23:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=814"},"modified":"2025-12-22T18:06:11","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T23:06:11","slug":"the-pool-boy-fantasy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=814","title":{"rendered":"The Pool Boy Fantasy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman watches the pool boy skim the water, shirtless and glistening in the sun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She calls out, \u201cMissed a spot\u2026 want to come inside and clean mine?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ten minutes later, he\u2019s doing deep strokes\u2014not in the pool\u2014and she\u2019s screaming like a broken sprinkler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Afterward, he buttons up and says, \u201cWater\u2019s clean now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She moans, \u201cSo am I.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman watches the pool boy skim the water, shirtless and glistening in the sun. She calls out, \u201cMissed a spot\u2026 want to come inside and clean mine?\u201d Ten minutes later, he\u2019s doing deep strokes\u2014not in the pool\u2014and she\u2019s screaming like a broken sprinkler. Afterward, he buttons up and says, \u201cWater\u2019s clean now.\u201d She moans, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":815,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":816,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions\/816"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}