{"id":817,"date":"2025-12-22T18:06:44","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T23:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=817"},"modified":"2025-12-22T18:06:44","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T23:06:44","slug":"the-yoga-instructor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=817","title":{"rendered":"The Yoga Instructor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During a private yoga session, the instructor adjusts her pose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She gasps, \u201cIs it supposed to feel this\u2026 intense?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He smirks. \u201cOnly if you\u2019re doing it right.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One downward dog leads to an upward moan\u2014and by the time they reach \u201chappy baby,\u201d both are doing things no yogi would approve of.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He asks, \u201cWant to try savasana?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She breathes, \u201cSweetie\u2026 I already did.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During a private yoga session, the instructor adjusts her pose. She gasps, \u201cIs it supposed to feel this\u2026 intense?\u201d He smirks. \u201cOnly if you\u2019re doing it right.\u201d One downward dog leads to an upward moan\u2014and by the time they reach \u201chappy baby,\u201d both are doing things no yogi would approve of. He asks, \u201cWant to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":818,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":819,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions\/819"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}