{"id":823,"date":"2025-12-22T18:07:56","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T23:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=823"},"modified":"2025-12-22T18:07:56","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T23:07:56","slug":"the-tattoo-artist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"The Tattoo Artist"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She comes in asking for ink on her lower back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As he works, she squirms and says, \u201cYour hands are so\u2026 confident.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He leans in, \u201cWant me to go deeper?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By the end, she has more than a tattoo\u2014she\u2019s got finger marks on her hips and a permanent grin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He asks, \u201cWant to see it in the mirror?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She smirks, \u201cI already felt every inch of it.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She comes in asking for ink on her lower back. As he works, she squirms and says, \u201cYour hands are so\u2026 confident.\u201d He leans in, \u201cWant me to go deeper?\u201d By the end, she has more than a tattoo\u2014she\u2019s got finger marks on her hips and a permanent grin. He asks, \u201cWant to see it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":825,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":826,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions\/826"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}