{"id":827,"date":"2025-12-22T18:08:31","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T23:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=827"},"modified":"2025-12-22T18:08:32","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T23:08:32","slug":"the-firefighter-visit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=827","title":{"rendered":"The Firefighter Visit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman calls the fire department over a false alarm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When the firefighter arrives, she shrugs. \u201cOops\u2026 guess I just needed something <em>hot<\/em> inside.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He doesn\u2019t find a fire, but there\u2019s plenty of moaning, panting, and a very loud &#8220;hose.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As he leaves, she sighs, \u201cYou definitely put something out\u2026 just not the fire.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman calls the fire department over a false alarm. When the firefighter arrives, she shrugs. \u201cOops\u2026 guess I just needed something hot inside.\u201d He doesn\u2019t find a fire, but there\u2019s plenty of moaning, panting, and a very loud &#8220;hose.&#8221; As he leaves, she sighs, \u201cYou definitely put something out\u2026 just not the fire.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":828,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":829,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions\/829"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}