A man walks into a greasy spoon burger place and finds a stool at the counter. A stacked blonde waitress with bright red lipstick strolls over and hands him a menu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnything strike your fancy, hon?\u201d she purrs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He looks up at the chalkboard above the grill:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fries \u2013 $3 He blinks, then looks at her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cUh\u2026 you the one who gives the blowie?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She grins and licks her bottom lip. She leans a little closer, cleavage in full view.<\/p>\n\n\n\n He smiles and says, A man walks into a greasy spoon burger place and finds a stool at the counter. A stacked blonde waitress with bright red lipstick strolls over and hands him a menu. \u201cAnything strike your fancy, hon?\u201d she purrs. He looks up at the chalkboard above the grill: Fries \u2013 $3Double Cheeseburger \u2013 $7Backroom Blowie \u2013 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":845,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":846,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions\/846"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Double Cheeseburger \u2013 $7
Backroom Blowie \u2013 $25<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSure am, baby. You look like you could use one.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPerfect. Wash your hands I\u2019m starving for that double cheeseburger.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"