A man pushes open the creaky door to a dive bar. A busty brunette bartender gives him a smirk and slides him a whiskey without even asking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou look like you\u2019ve had a day,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He glances up at the menu board:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shot \u2013 $2 He raises a brow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cMa\u2019am\u2026 the warm grip special. That you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She chuckles. \u201cYou\u2019re looking right at her.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She starts untying her apron slowly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n He leans back and says, A man pushes open the creaky door to a dive bar. A busty brunette bartender gives him a smirk and slides him a whiskey without even asking. \u201cYou look like you\u2019ve had a day,\u201d she says. He glances up at the menu board: Shot \u2013 $2Chili Dog \u2013 $5\u201cWarm Grip Special\u201d \u2013 $12 He raises […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":854,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":855,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions\/855"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Chili Dog \u2013 $5
\u201cWarm Grip Special\u201d \u2013 $12<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThen wash those hands \u2014 I\u2019ll take the chili dog.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"