{"id":856,"date":"2025-12-25T19:49:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-26T00:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=856"},"modified":"2025-12-25T19:49:01","modified_gmt":"2025-12-26T00:49:01","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-pancake-house-and-meets-a-sweet-southern-belle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=856","title":{"rendered":"A Man Walks Into a Pancake House and Meets a Sweet Southern Belle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A man steps into a cozy pancake house. A southern waitress with big hair and even bigger assets hands him a menu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell good mornin\u2019, sugar,\u201d she says with a wink. \u201cFeelin\u2019 sweet today?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He glances up at the signboard:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Short Stack \u2013 $4<br>Full Breakfast \u2013 $9<br>Syrupy Hand Hug \u2013 $14<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He clears his throat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou the one who gives that hand hug?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She leans in close. \u201cYes sir, and I warm the syrup myself.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She starts unbuttoning one top button.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He smiles and says,<br>\u201cHold up \u2014 wash your hands. I\u2019m just here for the full breakfast.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man steps into a cozy pancake house. A southern waitress with big hair and even bigger assets hands him a menu. \u201cWell good mornin\u2019, sugar,\u201d she says with a wink. \u201cFeelin\u2019 sweet today?\u201d He glances up at the signboard: Short Stack \u2013 $4Full Breakfast \u2013 $9Syrupy Hand Hug \u2013 $14 He clears his throat. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":858,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":859,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions\/859"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}