A man walks into a quiet sushi lounge. A petite hostess with a mischievous smile leads him to the bar and hands him a sleek, black menu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She whispers, \u201cChef\u2019s special today\u2026 is very personal.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He glances at the chalkboard behind the bar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miso Soup \u2013 $3 He raises an eyebrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThat ritual\u2026 is it your hands involved?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She blushes and nods. \u201cHai\u2026 all mine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She leans closer, reaching for his hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n He says, <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man walks into a quiet sushi lounge. A petite hostess with a mischievous smile leads him to the bar and hands him a sleek, black menu. She whispers, \u201cChef\u2019s special today\u2026 is very personal.\u201d He glances at the chalkboard behind the bar: Miso Soup \u2013 $3Dragon Roll \u2013 $10Gentle Hand Ritual \u2013 $22 He […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":861,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=860"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":862,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions\/862"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Dragon Roll \u2013 $10
Gentle Hand Ritual \u2013 $22<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLovely \u2014 wash yours first. I\u2019ll have the dragon roll.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n