{"id":863,"date":"2025-12-25T19:57:33","date_gmt":"2025-12-26T00:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=863"},"modified":"2025-12-25T19:57:34","modified_gmt":"2025-12-26T00:57:34","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-food-truck-and-meets-a-sassy-server","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=863","title":{"rendered":"A Man Walks Into a Food Truck and Meets a Sassy Server"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man walks up to a taco truck at 2 a.m. A thick Latina woman leans out the window with a big smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHungry or just lonely, papi?\u201d she teases.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He reads the menu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Taco \u2013 $2<br>Burrito \u2013 $6<br>&#8220;Spicy Grip Session&#8221; \u2013 $15<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He tilts his head. \u201cYou do the grip session?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She blows him a kiss. \u201cBest grip on the block.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She starts climbing out the window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He holds up a hand and says,<br>\u201cWhoa now \u2014 wash those hands. I just want a burrito.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks up to a taco truck at 2 a.m. A thick Latina woman leans out the window with a big smile. \u201cHungry or just lonely, papi?\u201d she teases. He reads the menu: Taco \u2013 $2Burrito \u2013 $6&#8220;Spicy Grip Session&#8221; \u2013 $15 He tilts his head. \u201cYou do the grip session?\u201d She blows him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":864,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":865,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions\/865"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}