A man strolls into a small bar inside a smoky casino. A tall blonde hostess leans on the counter and twirls a cherry in her mouth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLooking to get lucky?\u201d she purrs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He checks the neon menu on the wall:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whiskey \u2013 $6 He raises a brow. She leans in and says, \u201cWhen I hold it\u2026 everyone wins.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He grins. A man strolls into a small bar inside a smoky casino. A tall blonde hostess leans on the counter and twirls a cherry in her mouth. \u201cLooking to get lucky?\u201d she purrs. He checks the neon menu on the wall: Whiskey \u2013 $6Club Sandwich \u2013 $8“Lady Luck’s Grip” \u2013 $19 He raises a brow.\u201cYou Lady […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":870,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":871,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions\/871"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Club Sandwich \u2013 $8
“Lady Luck’s Grip” \u2013 $19<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou Lady Luck?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell then wash your hands. I\u2019ll try my luck with a club sandwich.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"