{"id":872,"date":"2025-12-25T19:59:10","date_gmt":"2025-12-26T00:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=872"},"modified":"2025-12-25T19:59:10","modified_gmt":"2025-12-26T00:59:10","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-pub-and-meets-a-busty-barmaid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=872","title":{"rendered":"A Man Walks Into a Pub and Meets a Busty Barmaid"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A man walks into a cozy pub. A buxom barmaid with freckles and a lacy apron places a mug of ale in front of him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFeeling peckish?\u201d she asks with a wink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He glances at the specials board:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ale \u2013 $5<br>Shepherd\u2019s Pie \u2013 $9<br>\u201cLucky Grip from Lass\u201d \u2013 $17<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He nods slowly. \u201cThat grip\u2026 yours?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She leans close. \u201cAye. And I\u2019ve got a firm one.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He says,<br>\u201cGrand. Wash up. I\u2019ll take the shepherd\u2019s pie.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a cozy pub. A buxom barmaid with freckles and a lacy apron places a mug of ale in front of him. \u201cFeeling peckish?\u201d she asks with a wink. He glances at the specials board: Ale \u2013 $5Shepherd\u2019s Pie \u2013 $9\u201cLucky Grip from Lass\u201d \u2013 $17 He nods slowly. \u201cThat grip\u2026 yours?\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":873,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":874,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872\/revisions\/874"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}