{"id":881,"date":"2025-12-25T20:00:16","date_gmt":"2025-12-26T01:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=881"},"modified":"2025-12-25T20:00:17","modified_gmt":"2025-12-26T01:00:17","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-greasy-spoon-and-meets-a-busty-redhead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=881","title":{"rendered":"A Man Walks Into a Greasy Spoon and Meets a Busty Redhead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man walks into a greasy spoon off the highway. A busty redhead slaps down a greasy menu and winks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTruckers usually order the special,\u201d she whispers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He checks the board:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Coffee \u2013 $2<br>Sausage &amp; Eggs \u2013 $7<br>\u201cPalm Patrol\u201d \u2013 $14<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He grins. \u201cYou handle the patrol?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She leans in. \u201cFront lines, baby.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He laughs and says,<br>\u201cGreat. Wash up \u2014 I\u2019ll have sausage and eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a greasy spoon off the highway. A busty redhead slaps down a greasy menu and winks. \u201cTruckers usually order the special,\u201d she whispers. He checks the board: Coffee \u2013 $2Sausage &amp; Eggs \u2013 $7\u201cPalm Patrol\u201d \u2013 $14 He grins. \u201cYou handle the patrol?\u201d She leans in. \u201cFront lines, baby.\u201d He laughs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":882,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=881"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":883,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions\/883"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}