{"id":968,"date":"2026-02-04T12:14:45","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T17:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=968"},"modified":"2026-02-04T12:14:45","modified_gmt":"2026-02-04T17:14:45","slug":"i-was-hired-to-fix-her-wi-fi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=968","title":{"rendered":"I Was Hired to Fix Her Wi-Fi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>She answered the door barefoot, annoyed, and stunning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cInternet\u2019s been dropping all night,\u201d she said. \u201cVery frustrating.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The router was fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I told her, she leaned against the wall and said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThen you should probably stay a while\u2026 make sure it\u2019s stable.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSignal looks strong.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNot the signal I\u2019m worried about.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She locked the door with her foot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She answered the door barefoot, annoyed, and stunning. \u201cInternet\u2019s been dropping all night,\u201d she said. \u201cVery frustrating.\u201d The router was fine. When I told her, she leaned against the wall and said: \u201cThen you should probably stay a while\u2026 make sure it\u2019s stable.\u201d \u201cSignal looks strong.\u201d \u201cNot the signal I\u2019m worried about.\u201d She locked the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":969,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":970,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968\/revisions\/970"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}