{"id":974,"date":"2026-02-04T12:27:13","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T17:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=974"},"modified":"2026-02-04T12:27:14","modified_gmt":"2026-02-04T17:27:14","slug":"my-roommate-practiced-her-date-voice-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=974","title":{"rendered":"My Roommate Practiced Her \u201cDate Voice\u201d on Me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTell me if this sounds natural,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her tone changed \u2014 softer, slower, intimate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I laughed. \u201cToo convincing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She stepped closer. \u201cGood.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhy me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBecause you\u2019re the only one who tries not to react.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her fingers hooked my belt loop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd I like difficult audiences.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cTell me if this sounds natural,\u201d she said. Her tone changed \u2014 softer, slower, intimate. I laughed. \u201cToo convincing.\u201d She stepped closer. \u201cGood.\u201d \u201cWhy me?\u201d \u201cBecause you\u2019re the only one who tries not to react.\u201d Her fingers hooked my belt loop. \u201cAnd I like difficult audiences.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":975,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":976,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions\/976"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}