{"id":977,"date":"2026-02-04T12:27:43","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T17:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=977"},"modified":"2026-02-04T12:27:44","modified_gmt":"2026-02-04T17:27:44","slug":"the-wrong-number-wouldnt-stop-flirting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=977","title":{"rendered":"The Wrong Number Wouldn\u2019t Stop Flirting"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The text came at 1:12 AM:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cAre you still thinking about what I said I\u2019d do to you?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wrong number \u2014 I told her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cNot wrong. Just early.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I tried to end it. She sent a photo \u2014 not explicit \u2014 just her lips near a glass, eyes daring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cYou can block me,\u201d she wrote.<br>\u201cBut you won\u2019t.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My phone rang immediately after.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The text came at 1:12 AM: \u201cAre you still thinking about what I said I\u2019d do to you?\u201d Wrong number \u2014 I told her. She replied: \u201cNot wrong. Just early.\u201d I tried to end it. She sent a photo \u2014 not explicit \u2014 just her lips near a glass, eyes daring. \u201cYou can block me,\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":978,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":979,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions\/979"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}