{"id":984,"date":"2026-02-04T14:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T19:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=984"},"modified":"2026-02-04T14:01:00","modified_gmt":"2026-02-04T19:01:00","slug":"my-friends-sister-opened-the-door-in-my-hoodie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/?p=984","title":{"rendered":"My Friend\u2019s Sister Opened the Door in My Hoodie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He told me to stop by and pick up the charger I\u2019d left at his place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He didn\u2019t mention he wouldn\u2019t be home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She opened the door wearing my old college hoodie \u2014 the one I lost months ago \u2014 sleeves rolled, legs bare, expression amused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh good,\u201d she smiled. \u201cYou came yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIs he here?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo,\u201d she said. \u201cBut I hoped you would be.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stepped inside automatically. The place smelled like vanilla and heat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou\u2019ve been working out,\u201d she added, circling once like she was confirming evidence. \u201cIt shows.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou borrowed my hoodie.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou left it,\u201d she corrected. \u201cI kept it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She tugged lightly on the drawstring \u2014 pulling me half a step closer with it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou always were the shy one,\u201d she said quietly. \u201cI wondered if that ever changed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her hand stayed on the string.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He told me to stop by and pick up the charger I\u2019d left at his place. He didn\u2019t mention he wouldn\u2019t be home. She opened the door wearing my old college hoodie \u2014 the one I lost months ago \u2014 sleeves rolled, legs bare, expression amused. \u201cOh good,\u201d she smiled. \u201cYou came yourself.\u201d \u201cIs he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":986,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=984"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":987,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984\/revisions\/987"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themodemuse.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}