A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have s3x when the girl stopped.
“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker, and I charge 20 dollars for s3x.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a Uber driver, and the fare back to town is 25 bucks.”
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