A man checks into a luxury hotel alone.
He flips through the in-room dining menu:
Breakfast – 6am–10am
Dinner – 5pm–11pm
Late-Night Requests – Call Front Desk
Curious, he dials.
“What exactly qualifies as a late-night request?”
A sultry voice answers,
“That depends on how tired you are… and how much you want to be tucked in.”
He chuckles.
“I was just looking for dessert…”
She purrs,
“Room 306… I deliver cream-filled.”
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