a guy walks into a fun house in Vegas
and meets a beautiful woman
he asks her
“so what does £200 get me?”
she smiles and says
“anything you want… within reason”
he says
“okay… what about the deluxe experience?”
she shakes her head
and says
“nope, that one is £300”
he thinks
and then offers £400
she still says no
and tells him
“you couldn’t handle the deluxe experience”
finally he goes
“fine, £500 — I want the deluxe experience”
she sighs
and agrees
and for the next hour
she puts in a full shift
every style
every effort
every move
the guy is exhausted
afterwards she lays back
and says
“so… how was it?”
he looks at her and says
“amazing…
but now I’m scared to ask…
what’s the premium experience?”
she replies
“I don’t know…
I’ve never seen a man survive that one”
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