A woman interviews for a job at a high-end club.
The manager, sitting behind a desk with tinted windows and a grin, says,
“This position requires patience… confidence… and discretion.”
She raises an eyebrow.
“Is this customer service?”
He nods slowly.
“Very personal customer service. Some clients like to… tip in advance.”
She crosses her legs and smirks.
“As long as I’m getting paid to make them come back, we’re good.”
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