A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says,
“The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,
“What did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass?” She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
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