A woman tests out a mattress in the store.
A busty saleswoman watches with a smirk and says,
“This model responds to movement.”
The woman raises an eyebrow.
“Like… a lot of movement?”
She nods.
“Thrusting. Grinding. Bouncing. It adjusts to pressure — even rapid pressure.”
The woman smirks and lies back.
“I’ll take it. I have a very active sleep schedule.”
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