A man signs up for a premium club membership.
At the bottom of the contract, it reads:
“Additional benefits may apply.”
He looks up at the busty receptionist.
“What kind of benefits?”
She leans over the counter, cleavage front and center.
“The kind that start when the lights go low… and clothes come off.”
He grins.
“I’m guessing those aren’t listed in the brochure.”
She winks.
“Nope. Those come with a private demonstration.”
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