A woman receives a tall package. The delivery guy says, “Need help unboxing?”
She looks him up and down. “Only if what’s under your wrapping is longer than this box.”
Moments later, she’s the one getting delivered—over the couch, the stairs, and finally the kitchen counter.
He leaves breathless, and she calls after him, “Five stars. Would ride again.”
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