A Man Walks Into a Food Truck and Meets a Sassy Server

A man walks up to a taco truck at 2 a.m. A thick Latina woman leans out the window with a big smile.

“Hungry or just lonely, papi?” she teases.

He reads the menu:

Taco – $2
Burrito – $6
“Spicy Grip Session” – $15

He tilts his head. “You do the grip session?”

She blows him a kiss. “Best grip on the block.”

She starts climbing out the window.

He holds up a hand and says,
“Whoa now — wash those hands. I just want a burrito.”