A woman calls the fire department over a false alarm.
When the firefighter arrives, she shrugs. “Oops… guess I just needed something hot inside.”
He doesn’t find a fire, but there’s plenty of moaning, panting, and a very loud “hose.”
As he leaves, she sighs, “You definitely put something out… just not the fire.”
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