A man walks into a quiet roadside diner. The air smells like bacon and coffee. A curvy brunette in a tight uniform struts over and pours him a fresh cup.
She smiles and asks, “Feeling hungry, sugar?”
He glances up at the board behind the counter. It reads:
Toast – $2
Omelette – $6
Tug & Toast – $15
He stares for a moment, then leans forward.
“Miss… are you the one who does the tug & toast?”
She giggles, leans in close, and says, “Why yes I am, baby.”
She slowly puts her hand on the table, brushing his fingers.
He looks her in the eyes and says,
“Well then, wash your hands. I want the omelette.”
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