A man walks into a greasy spoon burger place and finds a stool at the counter. A stacked blonde waitress with bright red lipstick strolls over and hands him a menu.
“Anything strike your fancy, hon?” she purrs.
He looks up at the chalkboard above the grill:
Fries – $3
Double Cheeseburger – $7
Backroom Blowie – $25
He blinks, then looks at her.
“Uh… you the one who gives the blowie?”
She grins and licks her bottom lip.
“Sure am, baby. You look like you could use one.”
She leans a little closer, cleavage in full view.
He smiles and says,
“Perfect. Wash your hands I’m starving for that double cheeseburger.”
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