A man steps into a beach bar, sand still between his toes. A sun-kissed waitress in a tied-up bikini top hands him a laminated menu.
She leans close. “You look tense…”
He glances up at the chalkboard:
Coconut Water – $4
Fish Tacos – $10
“Sandy Hand Release” – $16
He chuckles. “You do the… release?”
She smirks. “Only with sunscreen and a smile.”
He nods.
“Well lather up — then bring me the tacos.”
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