A man strolls into a small bar inside a smoky casino. A tall blonde hostess leans on the counter and twirls a cherry in her mouth.
“Looking to get lucky?” she purrs.
He checks the neon menu on the wall:
Whiskey – $6
Club Sandwich – $8
“Lady Luck’s Grip” – $19
He raises a brow.
“You Lady Luck?”
She leans in and says, “When I hold it… everyone wins.”
He grins.
“Well then wash your hands. I’ll try my luck with a club sandwich.”
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